I wanted to let you know why I ignored your friend request, twice.
You were a total heinous 'yotch to me in Junior High. After that we lost touch, I know, I was partly to blame. You were probably busy with your remedial classes and bullying, and I was busy trying to avoid you - it looks like I still am.
Granted, I surely had my moments of cattiness in school, but I'm not trying to 'friend' any recipients of my past trangressions.
I can only hope that you try to friend me again so that maybe this time when I ignore your request, after you can't find as many people you met once at that AA meeting or from the summer you worked at Pizza Hut to randomly friend, you'll notice and get the goddamned hint.
P.S. - Congratulations on getting really fat. Did you have 5 million kids, or did you do that all on your own?
